Hello, lovely BuzzFeed readers, and welcome back to panem et circenses which is my weekly roundup of the best of the internet. Each of these fails made me laugh this week, so please, enjoy!
1. This person’s manager:
I left work early today because I jumped. I went to tell my manager and he said “I don’t believe you, show me the vomit.” i showed him the vomit” are you sure it’s not someone else’s vomit?”????????? ??????????????????
— 🌻🇵🇸 (@g_abe0) June 30, 2024
2. This thief effortlessly pulled off an amazing tampon heist:
Picked pockets in London from a rather old man. I saw her whip my purse out of the side pocket of my purse. It was a nice bag that I bought in Paris, but with a swing and a swivel – I use it to store my emergency travel tampons. Have fun, tea leaf dad! Hopefully you only have a light to moderate flow x
— Rima (@therimaahmed) June 30, 2024
3. You must have an app for everything:
4. This I-Not-A-Chef moment that I think every one of us has had at least once:
i saw a jar of maraschino cherries at the store for $9.75 and said to myself, no. this is a chance to learn something new. so i got all the fresh ingredients, took them home, went through a few recipes and ended up making something that doesn’t taste as good and costs more
— Lauren (@Very__Regular) June 30, 2024
5. Being corrected on your high heel terminology by the guy you’re dating:
went out with a guy and texted him beforehand saying I was wearing heels and didn’t want to walk too far and he shows up and the first thing he says is “THOSE ARE NOT HEELS THEY ARE SPOTS” ok my bad diva 😭 😭😭😭
— bella ☭ (@bellanati0n) June 29, 2024
6. This amazing thought from this person’s wife (we all have our moments):
my wife, with a master’s degree in biology, simply disagreed that penguins are birds, she then persistently took out her phone, googled something, then quietly put the phone down and carried on as if nothing had happened
— Alex Rose (@AlexRoseGames) June 28, 2024
7. This:
8. Universal for dads everywhere: reacting to even the most amazing news with nothing but “👍”:
9. This bagel with about 42,098 calories in cream cheese:
10. This disgust:
11. THIS disgusting:
12. This recipe fails:
I decided to make a nice pot pie for dinner using the leftover chicken. I was well into sauteing the veggies before I realized I had no stock, no cream and as it turned out, no chicken left 🙏
— sarah (@sarahradz_) June 26, 2024
13. This loving moment:
wore underwear and my bf said “wow… it’s like baldur’s gate camp clothes”
— katie (@skatie420) June 27, 2024
14. This cat’s atmosphere control failure:
15. This poor child:
The girl ate a handful of sour cream thinking it was ice cream and she hit the table like a bad punch in a bar
— Ryan 🥣 (@ryanposting) June 27, 2024
16. Google Maps Restaurant Name:
17. How this sums up the state of the labor market:
18. And finally, this person, who somehow managed to accidentally fly to Puerto Rico:
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